Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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