i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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