I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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