Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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