I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
