i don't plan on having that self control this summer
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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