what if I'm pregnant?
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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