Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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