FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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