I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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