these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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