he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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