Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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