Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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