Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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