Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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