uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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