Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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