we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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