Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
