I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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