Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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