So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Just puked most of my soul out..
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