i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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