No awkward lesbian experiences without me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
