so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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