Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
