I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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