The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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