remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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