He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just puked most of my soul out..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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