Tell her she can't have a vagina
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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