if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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