I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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