i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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