are you still at the devil's house?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just had sex on a roof
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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