It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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