I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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