i already hear my dad disowning me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize