I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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