I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
did i walk over a car last night?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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