so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
