oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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