Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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