Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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