What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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