apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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