how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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