I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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