Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I checked into jail on foursquare
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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