just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i barfeds in our rink
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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