# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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