I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You were trust falling into bushes
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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