i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN