Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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