Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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