is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just found a bag of teeth...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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