? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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